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An Alex Jones Catholic Love Conspiracy

I once dated a girl who believed Catholics were a Roman Jesuit Satanic conspiracy.

She didn't know my family was Catholic. This didn't really bother me because I never did my first communion, nor did I ever go to Catechism. Therefore, I was safe from her persecution.

Besides, I was in love, and she looked good in a bikini. My heart was hers, and my cock was her bloodmeal.

Nowadays, I don't believe in romantic love anymore, for reasons that will remain left to the imagination.

If you see Alex Jones, tell him Beelzebub's a motherfucker.

Capital Punishment

I wasn't particularly tickled pink with the proposal given to me.

Frankly, I wasn't into feet fucking. But after having been shown the heights of what was physically possible that fateful Groundhog's Day afternoon, certain ethicalities of mine were being condemned to death.

The capital punishment of our preconceived notions is the mark of an ever-evolving individual.