I once dated a girl who believed Catholics were a Roman Jesuit Satanic conspiracy.

She didn't know my family was Catholic. This didn't really bother me because I never did my first communion, nor did I ever go to Catechism. Therefore, I was safe from her persecution.

Besides, I was in love, and she looked good in a bikini. My heart was hers, and my cock was her bloodmeal.

Nowadays, I don't believe in romantic love anymore, for reasons that will remain left to the imagination.

If you see Alex Jones, tell him Beelzebub's a motherfucker.